EASY APPLE PIE

I AM ALLERGIC TO APPLES! i know its pathetic but they make the inside of my eyeballs scratch. anyways apples are goodlooking so i have them lying around and its fall and im pretending baby max is not sick but coming over and im putting on the failing-foxhunter winter-sweater and making this PIE which is maybe gonna be more like a CRUMBLE

APPLES
1 CUP FLOUR
1/2 CUP SUGAR
TEASPOON BAKING POWDER
TEASPOON VANILLA POWDER
SOME SALT
SOME CINNAMON
A STICK OF MARGARINE





chop apples up and lie them down in a ildfast form , tin? pan? firestuck shape.
mix the dry stuff together and blend it in with the apples USING YOUR FINGERS. then, if the margarine is hard, use a cheeze slizer, that norwegian invention, slize up and spread over the apples, if its not hard yet then use your fingers  and do the same

leave it in the oven for about 30 minutes on 200 degrees

while its in there im thinking i should be making homemade soy vanilla ice cream ofcourse but i dont have what it takes and i dont wanna break this illusion of fall by going out into the late summer soymilkshopping so thats for another time, for now im gonna enjoy the pie with this matching piece of tea

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